If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, Italian makes you Bella, and if you’re Irish you’re a lass. You get the idea. It’s all a scam. This guy has serious health problems and uses them to make you feel bad for him. Don’t fall for any of it, it’s a scam and manipulation. When confronted with his deceptions, he throws things, breaks things, rages and threatens. Best defense is a good offense – right Mark?
He has a preference for a landing patch and red lipstick- lots of red lipstick. Will tell you lots of sad stories, but none are true. His best friend killed himself because Mark screwed his girlfriend. Bad guy.
Beware! Mark A. Honn of Aurora, Illinois is a narcissistic con-artist who is a married monster with children. He is a maintenance man who slithers around looking for prey. He will tell you he is a 'chief engineer’ but in reality he is a glorified janitor who spends much of his time knee-deep in raw sewage and feces – which is where he belongs.
Do not believe his All-American/Captain America act. He is convincingly nice, but it is just a con who no one should believe. The nice guy is a front he uses so that no one will believe the monster that is underneath – part of the act is that he’s always a VICTIM. He is a raging alcoholic, a degenerate gambler, not to mention he has a bad haircut.
He is an uneducated college dropout who had to join the military. He probably didn’t even succeed there. He tells everyone his wife made him quit the military – and he hates her for that. Who knows what the real story is. Mark was fired from one of his many jobs for sexting over 1,000 pages of s**t with the office w***e who we will call Woman#1.
He called her 'Bonita’ and she called him 'Guapo’, they spent all day sexting and didn’t do any work. He got fired for sexting – copies of the sexts were found on Woman#1’s computer after she got canned. Mark begged for mercy and told the boss the reason he is an idiot was because he had a bad marriage. Nope dude, you are just a loser. They regularly hooked up at the Red Roof Inn in Naperville, Illinois.
Mark told anyone that would listen that he had a bad marriage and it was 'his fault’ because he married a woman he never loved. Boo h*o, poor Mark. "Poor Mark” syndrome was born. He complained that he made $100k per year. His wife managed the money and gave all his money to his wife. The wife gave all the extra money to her family and Poor Mark only received a $20/week allowance (but apparently enough for a flea bag hotel). Poor Mark’s house was going to get foreclosed on! Boo h*o.
Enter Woman#2. She thinks he is amazing and wonderful. She wants to help "Poor Mark” with his pathetic life and situation. Mark is more than happy to entertain his next victim. Once he is fired for sexting with Woman#1, he told Woman#2 he was wronged by the company and this was all false and misconstrued. Woman #2 defended him to any and all . . . and he let her (much to her later embarrassment).
Woman#2 is convinced the hero is being mistreated and proceeds to help him in every way she can. Mark senses this opportunity to con his next victim, which is a game to him. He’s always trying to top himself on the next available con. He tells Woman#2 that if he does handyman work at her home, he could convince his wife this was legit if she paid him $200/week.
Woman#2 will do anything to help the hero escape from his 'misery’ and proceeds to give him side work, and over $1000/mo since he wasn’t working and had family to feed. In addition to all the money, with love she gives him time away from his 'horrible’ home life, unlimited expensive booze, cigarettes, home-cooked meals, sex, movies, lottery tickets, lunch money, gift cards, pocket money and anything else he might possibly need.
She even went online and paid all his unpaid parking tickets so his car didn’t get towed. About a year into the "Save Mark” campaign, he admits to Woman#2 that he really did have an affair with Woman#1 (the office w***e). Poor Mark said it was the second biggest mistake of his life – can you imagine what that list looks like? Even though her heart is broken, Woman#2 regretfully still loves this loser, as he manipulated her into thinking this was acceptable.
This goes on for 1.5 years and during this time he spends all his free time with Woman#2 and ZERO time with his children, yet raves about what a great father he is. She continues to wait for him to make a true commitment to her but it never came. He was mean and verbally abusive one day and Woman #2 finally realizes it is time to cut this swindler loose. Poor Mark is pissed. Woman #2’s heart is broken.
Mark waits a few weeks and with extremely cruel intent, tells Woman #2 he wants to come over. Woman#2 thinks he must miss her and love her. She could only hope. But of course Mark is a hustler, and he tells her exactly what she wants to hear in an attempt to keep her hooked. He tells her he is getting divorced and will have a lot of free time. Mark has even calculated the 32% child support he will have to pay.
Woman#2 is thrilled and of course falls for his lies and says she will support him 100%. Make no mistake, he is a con-artist and doesn’t love you. He isn’t capable. So Poor Mark left with the loot and her heart. On to his next victim. I cannot stress enough how you should steer clear of this plague of a person. He is like a succubus and, like a bad alien movie, will suck all your resources dry.
Mark Honn equals pathological liar, sociopath, thief and con man. Mark's criminal history started early when he was a teenage car thief. To this day, if the police department is at a protest, Mark wonders what he can get away with while the police are busy. Mark tried to turn legit and thought he would try college. Didn't take long for him to drop out. Mark met a wealthy girl and thought he hit the jackpot. The bad news was that Mark was an unemployed loser with nothing to offer. He decides to join the military. Mark was never in combat, just a male secretary. The wealthy fiancee found lots of better men while Mark was away. Mark returned to a fiancee who 'screwed everyone else in town.' Bye bye meal ticket.
Mark drowns his sorrows and gambles his way through life. Mark's family tells him to straighten up. So he showed them. He found a girl who wanted to escape her parents and was young and naive enough to not see the warning signs. He proudly admits he never loved this woman. Mark says this woman was a virgin when they married. Everyone should be happy, but not Mark. He complains about his new wife's lack of experience and that she leaves him unsatisfied. So Mark does what Mark does. Mark does exactly what he wants. After a childbirth, the wife had complications and was in serious condition. Instead of praying for good news, Mark sits in his wife's hospital room holding his new daughter, looking at his wife hoping that she doesn't make it. Even if you think it, shouldn't you keep that to yourself? Mark refers to his wife as Tubby or Roomy. Mark says she has let herself go.
The irony is that this comes from a man barely 6 feet tall who weighs close to 300 pounds and has more health issues than most 70 year old men. You ask if maybe his wife will meet someone else. Mark's answer is that no one else will want her and he is stuck with her. Poor Mark was upset that his wife didn't worship him enough and she sat in a corner the whole night of his military retirement. He hates sleeping in the same bed with her, so he sleeps in a chair or on a small couch. He thinks he is a great dad. Except he spent weekends with two diferent women for most of two years - not much kid time. If Mark gets called out on his behavior, he screams, yells, and gets violent. To break up the routine, he will pretend he isn't feeling well so you won't press him for answers. Mark will provoke you, stand back innocently and say you're insane/crazy/bipolar.
Mark brags about ripping screens off the sliding door and causing damage. Mark said he has woken up choking his wife. He lets her think he's got PTSD; he hates her that much. The drama is never ending. The house is going to get foreclosed, his wife gives all his money to her family, she locks the mail in the car so he doesn't see it, and so on. She wastes $700 on lice remedies for children who don't have lice, then chops all their hair off anyway. He blames his wife for the pitiful financial situation. But it is Mark who supports huge drinking and gambling addictions. With no money to spare, how does someone change rims on their truck like most people change underwear? Does he think no one notices? Mark will tell you that when his wife asks if he loves her, he has a trick for answering. Mark precedes any response with - you're the mother of my children, of course I do. Mark is proud to show you texts he sends his wife telling her he isn't attracted to her anymore. And this is a good man? When the hero is behind the wheel, he's intoxicated. He drinks in the morning. If you catch a ride with him one afternoon, he's drunk. On the way home from work, drinking and driving all the way. Check the car door for the bottle of listerine. The cup holder has an empty water bottle he uses to pee in if he gets stuck in traffic. He drinks on the job and lets others too. And the lies. If his mouth is moving, he is lying. At work he'll say he knows how to do something. Truth is he only read about it, or watched a youtube video an hour before. Then there is the cheating. Mark has been fired for it more than once. He was having a 'summer thing' with someone in the office, someone he later described as the second biggest mistake of his life. Mark got caught and said he didn't have the time or money to have an affair. Except thousands of archived messages show that he did have time for an affair, just no time for work. The boss who fired both Mark and his side piece had to clean out her desk. He was disgusted by dirty lingerie and high heels which he had to remove using plastic gloves. When Mark finally admits to the affair everyone knew he had (and lied about for 18 months), he has the nerve to say his buddies told him to do it. The man who fired Mark loved him like a brother and even offered Mark money to help his pathetic cause. In the end, his former boss came to the same conclusion everyone else does. Mark is not who he appears to be. Even Mark's sisters and parents get belittled and humiliated. According to Mark, one sister married the same 'loser' twice - a religious man who beat her up and who Mark had to rescue her from. The other sister takes care of his elderly parents - she is a jerk too because she acts like a martyr. Mark does nothing. One day, Mark told his parents he hoped the next time he saw them would be at their funerals. He even keeps track of how much money his in laws have. Not a good man. The lack of self awareness on Mark's part is so stunning that he doesn't realize, or seem to care, how his words and actions make him look. You will never know what this man is thinking, he holds everyone in contempt and he is always the victim. You are only as important as his immediate need.
He’s got an old man hairy a*s that is dwarfed by his large gut. Doesn’t do any manscaping. As far as hygiene, it’s the bare minimum for him, but you have got to get a $75 wax to get him off. Loser.
So sad, because at some point he may have really been amazing.
Here is the Mark Honn playbook. If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, you’ll be a Bella if you are Italian, and a lass if you’re Irish. He’ll tell you about his preference for a “landing patch” and he wants you to pour on the red lipstick. He’s not a giver and you’ll have to do all the work – he just wants to lean back and get serviced. Not worth the effort. He’s always broke – he’ll tell you it’s because his wife – the accountant who spends all the dough. Truth is he drinks too much, gambles too much, and smokes his weed and cigarettes. he’s always up to something shady. You know the saying that guys can’t be good at fixing cars and giving you an orgasm….he’s good
Here is the con playbook. If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, you’ll be a Bella if you are Italian, and a lass if you’re Irish. He’ll tell you about his preference for a “landing patch” and he wants you to pour on the red lipstick. He’s not a giver and you’ll have to do all the work – he just wants to lean back and get serviced. Not worth the effort. He’s always broke – he’ll tell you it’s because his wife – the accountant who spends all the dough. Truth is he drinks too much, gambles too much, and loves his weed and cigarettes. He’s always up to something shady. You know the saying that guys can’t be good at fixing cars and giving you an orgasm….he’s good at cars.
Here is the Mark Honn playbook. If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, you’ll be a Bella if you are Italian, and a lass if you’re Irish. He’ll tell you about his preference for a “landing patch” and he wants you to pour on the red lipstick. He’s not a giver and you’ll have to do all the work – he just wants to lean back and get serviced. Not worth the effort. He’s always broke – he’ll tell you it’s because his wife – the accountant who spends all the dough. Truth is he drinks too much, gambles too much, and smokes his weed and cigarettes. he’s always up to something shady. You know the saying that guys can’t be good at fixing cars and giving you an orgasm….he’s good
Here is the con playbook. If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, you’ll be a Bella if you are Italian, and a lass if you’re Irish. He’ll tell you about his preference for a “landing patch” and he wants you to pour on the red lipstick. He’s not a giver and you’ll have to do all the work – he just wants to lean back and get serviced. Not worth the effort. He’s always broke – he’ll tell you it’s because his wife – the accountant who spends all the dough. Truth is he drinks too much, gambles too much, and loves his weed and cigarettes. He’s always up to something shady. You know the saying that guys can’t be good at fixing cars and giving you an orgasm….he’s good at cars.
Mark Honn Reviews
LOSER
Phoney
You bet he is
If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, Italian makes you Bella, and if you’re Irish you’re a lass. You get the idea. It’s all a scam. This guy has serious health problems and uses them to make you feel bad for him. Don’t fall for any of it, it’s a scam and manipulation. When confronted with his deceptions, he throws things, breaks things, rages and threatens. Best defense is a good offense – right Mark?
He is not at all what he appears. Beware.
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He has a preference for a landing patch and red lipstick- lots of red lipstick. Will tell you lots of sad stories, but none are true. His best friend killed himself because Mark screwed his girlfriend. Bad guy.
Beware! Mark A. Honn of Aurora, Illinois is a narcissistic con-artist who is a married monster with children. He is a maintenance man who slithers around looking for prey. He will tell you he is a 'chief engineer’ but in reality he is a glorified janitor who spends much of his time knee-deep in raw sewage and feces – which is where he belongs.
Do not believe his All-American/Captain America act. He is convincingly nice, but it is just a con who no one should believe. The nice guy is a front he uses so that no one will believe the monster that is underneath – part of the act is that he’s always a VICTIM. He is a raging alcoholic, a degenerate gambler, not to mention he has a bad haircut.
He is an uneducated college dropout who had to join the military. He probably didn’t even succeed there. He tells everyone his wife made him quit the military – and he hates her for that. Who knows what the real story is. Mark was fired from one of his many jobs for sexting over 1,000 pages of s**t with the office w***e who we will call Woman#1.
He called her 'Bonita’ and she called him 'Guapo’, they spent all day sexting and didn’t do any work. He got fired for sexting – copies of the sexts were found on Woman#1’s computer after she got canned. Mark begged for mercy and told the boss the reason he is an idiot was because he had a bad marriage. Nope dude, you are just a loser. They regularly hooked up at the Red Roof Inn in Naperville, Illinois.
Mark told anyone that would listen that he had a bad marriage and it was 'his fault’ because he married a woman he never loved. Boo h*o, poor Mark. "Poor Mark” syndrome was born. He complained that he made $100k per year. His wife managed the money and gave all his money to his wife. The wife gave all the extra money to her family and Poor Mark only received a $20/week allowance (but apparently enough for a flea bag hotel). Poor Mark’s house was going to get foreclosed on! Boo h*o.
Enter Woman#2. She thinks he is amazing and wonderful. She wants to help "Poor Mark” with his pathetic life and situation. Mark is more than happy to entertain his next victim. Once he is fired for sexting with Woman#1, he told Woman#2 he was wronged by the company and this was all false and misconstrued. Woman #2 defended him to any and all . . . and he let her (much to her later embarrassment).
Woman#2 is convinced the hero is being mistreated and proceeds to help him in every way she can. Mark senses this opportunity to con his next victim, which is a game to him. He’s always trying to top himself on the next available con. He tells Woman#2 that if he does handyman work at her home, he could convince his wife this was legit if she paid him $200/week.
Woman#2 will do anything to help the hero escape from his 'misery’ and proceeds to give him side work, and over $1000/mo since he wasn’t working and had family to feed. In addition to all the money, with love she gives him time away from his 'horrible’ home life, unlimited expensive booze, cigarettes, home-cooked meals, sex, movies, lottery tickets, lunch money, gift cards, pocket money and anything else he might possibly need.
She even went online and paid all his unpaid parking tickets so his car didn’t get towed. About a year into the "Save Mark” campaign, he admits to Woman#2 that he really did have an affair with Woman#1 (the office w***e). Poor Mark said it was the second biggest mistake of his life – can you imagine what that list looks like? Even though her heart is broken, Woman#2 regretfully still loves this loser, as he manipulated her into thinking this was acceptable.
This goes on for 1.5 years and during this time he spends all his free time with Woman#2 and ZERO time with his children, yet raves about what a great father he is. She continues to wait for him to make a true commitment to her but it never came. He was mean and verbally abusive one day and Woman #2 finally realizes it is time to cut this swindler loose. Poor Mark is pissed. Woman #2’s heart is broken.
Mark waits a few weeks and with extremely cruel intent, tells Woman #2 he wants to come over. Woman#2 thinks he must miss her and love her. She could only hope. But of course Mark is a hustler, and he tells her exactly what she wants to hear in an attempt to keep her hooked. He tells her he is getting divorced and will have a lot of free time. Mark has even calculated the 32% child support he will have to pay.
Woman#2 is thrilled and of course falls for his lies and says she will support him 100%. Make no mistake, he is a con-artist and doesn’t love you. He isn’t capable. So Poor Mark left with the loot and her heart. On to his next victim. I cannot stress enough how you should steer clear of this plague of a person. He is like a succubus and, like a bad alien movie, will suck all your resources dry.
Mark Honn equals pathological liar, sociopath, thief and con man. Mark's criminal history started early when he was a teenage car thief. To this day, if the police department is at a protest, Mark wonders what he can get away with while the police are busy. Mark tried to turn legit and thought he would try college. Didn't take long for him to drop out. Mark met a wealthy girl and thought he hit the jackpot. The bad news was that Mark was an unemployed loser with nothing to offer. He decides to join the military. Mark was never in combat, just a male secretary. The wealthy fiancee found lots of better men while Mark was away. Mark returned to a fiancee who 'screwed everyone else in town.' Bye bye meal ticket.
Mark drowns his sorrows and gambles his way through life. Mark's family tells him to straighten up. So he showed them. He found a girl who wanted to escape her parents and was young and naive enough to not see the warning signs. He proudly admits he never loved this woman. Mark says this woman was a virgin when they married. Everyone should be happy, but not Mark. He complains about his new wife's lack of experience and that she leaves him unsatisfied. So Mark does what Mark does. Mark does exactly what he wants. After a childbirth, the wife had complications and was in serious condition. Instead of praying for good news, Mark sits in his wife's hospital room holding his new daughter, looking at his wife hoping that she doesn't make it. Even if you think it, shouldn't you keep that to yourself? Mark refers to his wife as Tubby or Roomy. Mark says she has let herself go.
The irony is that this comes from a man barely 6 feet tall who weighs close to 300 pounds and has more health issues than most 70 year old men. You ask if maybe his wife will meet someone else. Mark's answer is that no one else will want her and he is stuck with her. Poor Mark was upset that his wife didn't worship him enough and she sat in a corner the whole night of his military retirement. He hates sleeping in the same bed with her, so he sleeps in a chair or on a small couch. He thinks he is a great dad. Except he spent weekends with two diferent women for most of two years - not much kid time. If Mark gets called out on his behavior, he screams, yells, and gets violent. To break up the routine, he will pretend he isn't feeling well so you won't press him for answers. Mark will provoke you, stand back innocently and say you're insane/crazy/bipolar.
Mark brags about ripping screens off the sliding door and causing damage. Mark said he has woken up choking his wife. He lets her think he's got PTSD; he hates her that much. The drama is never ending. The house is going to get foreclosed, his wife gives all his money to her family, she locks the mail in the car so he doesn't see it, and so on. She wastes $700 on lice remedies for children who don't have lice, then chops all their hair off anyway. He blames his wife for the pitiful financial situation. But it is Mark who supports huge drinking and gambling addictions. With no money to spare, how does someone change rims on their truck like most people change underwear? Does he think no one notices? Mark will tell you that when his wife asks if he loves her, he has a trick for answering. Mark precedes any response with - you're the mother of my children, of course I do. Mark is proud to show you texts he sends his wife telling her he isn't attracted to her anymore. And this is a good man? When the hero is behind the wheel, he's intoxicated. He drinks in the morning. If you catch a ride with him one afternoon, he's drunk. On the way home from work, drinking and driving all the way. Check the car door for the bottle of listerine. The cup holder has an empty water bottle he uses to pee in if he gets stuck in traffic. He drinks on the job and lets others too. And the lies. If his mouth is moving, he is lying. At work he'll say he knows how to do something. Truth is he only read about it, or watched a youtube video an hour before. Then there is the cheating. Mark has been fired for it more than once. He was having a 'summer thing' with someone in the office, someone he later described as the second biggest mistake of his life. Mark got caught and said he didn't have the time or money to have an affair. Except thousands of archived messages show that he did have time for an affair, just no time for work. The boss who fired both Mark and his side piece had to clean out her desk. He was disgusted by dirty lingerie and high heels which he had to remove using plastic gloves. When Mark finally admits to the affair everyone knew he had (and lied about for 18 months), he has the nerve to say his buddies told him to do it. The man who fired Mark loved him like a brother and even offered Mark money to help his pathetic cause. In the end, his former boss came to the same conclusion everyone else does. Mark is not who he appears to be. Even Mark's sisters and parents get belittled and humiliated. According to Mark, one sister married the same 'loser' twice - a religious man who beat her up and who Mark had to rescue her from. The other sister takes care of his elderly parents - she is a jerk too because she acts like a martyr. Mark does nothing. One day, Mark told his parents he hoped the next time he saw them would be at their funerals. He even keeps track of how much money his in laws have. Not a good man. The lack of self awareness on Mark's part is so stunning that he doesn't realize, or seem to care, how his words and actions make him look. You will never know what this man is thinking, he holds everyone in contempt and he is always the victim. You are only as important as his immediate need.
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He’s got an old man hairy a*s that is dwarfed by his large gut. Doesn’t do any manscaping. As far as hygiene, it’s the bare minimum for him, but you have got to get a $75 wax to get him off. Loser.
So sad, because at some point he may have really been amazing.
Con Playbook
Here is the Mark Honn playbook. If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, you’ll be a Bella if you are Italian, and a lass if you’re Irish. He’ll tell you about his preference for a “landing patch” and he wants you to pour on the red lipstick. He’s not a giver and you’ll have to do all the work – he just wants to lean back and get serviced. Not worth the effort. He’s always broke – he’ll tell you it’s because his wife – the accountant who spends all the dough. Truth is he drinks too much, gambles too much, and smokes his weed and cigarettes. he’s always up to something shady. You know the saying that guys can’t be good at fixing cars and giving you an orgasm….he’s good
Here is the con playbook. If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, you’ll be a Bella if you are Italian, and a lass if you’re Irish. He’ll tell you about his preference for a “landing patch” and he wants you to pour on the red lipstick. He’s not a giver and you’ll have to do all the work – he just wants to lean back and get serviced. Not worth the effort. He’s always broke – he’ll tell you it’s because his wife – the accountant who spends all the dough. Truth is he drinks too much, gambles too much, and loves his weed and cigarettes. He’s always up to something shady. You know the saying that guys can’t be good at fixing cars and giving you an orgasm….he’s good at cars.
Con Playbook
Here is the Mark Honn playbook. If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, you’ll be a Bella if you are Italian, and a lass if you’re Irish. He’ll tell you about his preference for a “landing patch” and he wants you to pour on the red lipstick. He’s not a giver and you’ll have to do all the work – he just wants to lean back and get serviced. Not worth the effort. He’s always broke – he’ll tell you it’s because his wife – the accountant who spends all the dough. Truth is he drinks too much, gambles too much, and smokes his weed and cigarettes. he’s always up to something shady. You know the saying that guys can’t be good at fixing cars and giving you an orgasm….he’s good
Here is the con playbook. If you’re Mexican he’ll call you Bonita, you’ll be a Bella if you are Italian, and a lass if you’re Irish. He’ll tell you about his preference for a “landing patch” and he wants you to pour on the red lipstick. He’s not a giver and you’ll have to do all the work – he just wants to lean back and get serviced. Not worth the effort. He’s always broke – he’ll tell you it’s because his wife – the accountant who spends all the dough. Truth is he drinks too much, gambles too much, and loves his weed and cigarettes. He’s always up to something shady. You know the saying that guys can’t be good at fixing cars and giving you an orgasm….he’s good at cars.