Without a doubt the worst escort experience I have ever encountered in my life. That is saying a lot because I've hobbied for close to 15 years.
I've always wanted to try an escort in Las Vegas, the city of sin. For a couple trips in the past I've book independent escorts that had decent reviews but both times something came up and the escorts cancelled the appointment leaving me unsated. Either they were seeing other clients or really had a family emergency (most likely seeing other clients, of course). This time around I've decided to risk using an agency to make sure someone is sent.
Lollipop Escorts comes up 2nd in the Google search for Las Vegas Escorts. Subsequent search for any review yielded nothing unfortunately. In the SESTA/FOSTA era the review sites I’ve depended on were either gone or block any traffic from a US IP address. I really wanted to find a reliable agency. In the past I had some great experiences with agencies in Los Angeles, Seattle, Miami, Atlanta, and New York. I thought to myself I got to find one in Vegas. I rolled the dice and called Lollipop.
I specifically told the gal on the phone I wanted someone who provided GFE and only had a certain amount in cash for said service and she agreed it could be done. The escort she sent was a far cry from the one pictured on the website, 21 y/o fitness model. What I got was an out of shape late 30s or early 40s woman who you would never associate with a gym. Being the idiot I was, I let her come up to my hotel hoping that her service would make up for her below average looks. I had experience with over 40 escorts who were excellent in both looks and services so I’m not ragging on the age thing.
This one though was a huge letdown. By the time I realize she’s just a rip-off artist it’s too late. For full service the price was beyond what I quoted on the phone. Scrap that. Everything is UPSELL. Talks a lot and more UPSELL. I just wanted a good BJ and Russian. Her strip dance was pathetic and out came the condom. She says everything is with condom even non-FS activities. I told her I specifically requested GFE on the phone and she played it like what she is offering is GFE. The situation is so laughable if it wasn’t for the amount of money wasted. An escort who pretend to be oblivious to the standard vernacular. Keeps repeating “you can’t do that” and “this is Vegas” and “you have to pay”. Needless to say, I literally cannot keep it up despite my best effort and no effort on her part. After 30min I wanted her out.
In the end, $600 is gone. $200 of it is agency fee and the rest to the harpy who gave the most disappointing services I’ve ever encountered. If you ever come across a chubby Ukrainian brunette in her 40s who brags about her $15K breast (really nothing to write home about) and Gucci bag, you know you’re screwed in a bad way. Thank you, Lollipop Escorts for giving me the absolute WORST escort experience I ever come across. I had more expensive ones in New York, but those were legit services. I had equally bad sexual experience with a fatty in the early days but that was at a fraction of the cost. No exaggeration, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST EXPERIENCE. I will never hobby in Vegas ever again.
Lollipop Escorts Reviews
Without a doubt the worst escort experience I have ever encountered in my life. That is saying a lot because I've hobbied for close to 15 years.
I've always wanted to try an escort in Las Vegas, the city of sin. For a couple trips in the past I've book independent escorts that had decent reviews but both times something came up and the escorts cancelled the appointment leaving me unsated. Either they were seeing other clients or really had a family emergency (most likely seeing other clients, of course). This time around I've decided to risk using an agency to make sure someone is sent.
Lollipop Escorts comes up 2nd in the Google search for Las Vegas Escorts. Subsequent search for any review yielded nothing unfortunately. In the SESTA/FOSTA era the review sites I’ve depended on were either gone or block any traffic from a US IP address. I really wanted to find a reliable agency. In the past I had some great experiences with agencies in Los Angeles, Seattle, Miami, Atlanta, and New York. I thought to myself I got to find one in Vegas. I rolled the dice and called Lollipop.
I specifically told the gal on the phone I wanted someone who provided GFE and only had a certain amount in cash for said service and she agreed it could be done. The escort she sent was a far cry from the one pictured on the website, 21 y/o fitness model. What I got was an out of shape late 30s or early 40s woman who you would never associate with a gym. Being the idiot I was, I let her come up to my hotel hoping that her service would make up for her below average looks. I had experience with over 40 escorts who were excellent in both looks and services so I’m not ragging on the age thing.
This one though was a huge letdown. By the time I realize she’s just a rip-off artist it’s too late. For full service the price was beyond what I quoted on the phone. Scrap that. Everything is UPSELL. Talks a lot and more UPSELL. I just wanted a good BJ and Russian. Her strip dance was pathetic and out came the condom. She says everything is with condom even non-FS activities. I told her I specifically requested GFE on the phone and she played it like what she is offering is GFE. The situation is so laughable if it wasn’t for the amount of money wasted. An escort who pretend to be oblivious to the standard vernacular. Keeps repeating “you can’t do that” and “this is Vegas” and “you have to pay”. Needless to say, I literally cannot keep it up despite my best effort and no effort on her part. After 30min I wanted her out.
In the end, $600 is gone. $200 of it is agency fee and the rest to the harpy who gave the most disappointing services I’ve ever encountered. If you ever come across a chubby Ukrainian brunette in her 40s who brags about her $15K breast (really nothing to write home about) and Gucci bag, you know you’re screwed in a bad way. Thank you, Lollipop Escorts for giving me the absolute WORST escort experience I ever come across. I had more expensive ones in New York, but those were legit services. I had equally bad sexual experience with a fatty in the early days but that was at a fraction of the cost. No exaggeration, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST EXPERIENCE. I will never hobby in Vegas ever again.